9.

Typewriter without keys

 Read!  Jump! — inkblot say-so

Arrest the cut-up, haiku brainwash

Bardic slush

Meaning as aftermath

Sugarlip syntax kiss off rhyme

 Content have to be so cornball?

Grammatically marvelous semantic popcorn

Yes the answer is no

Spelling bee ponies — semaphore

Word muck, spasm-induced

 Macaroni — have I ever written that word before?

The tropologically impaired

Desk wreck — glut frag

Can I get 4 words

Genre, that smell

Monosyllabic triplet machinegun

Lubricate the knowhow milking the vocab

Clarity as ringworm miniaturizing like hell

Watch the anecdotes roll in

Lyric is what they're always beating us over the head with

In little plausible bits, phoneme renegade cliché squad

Semantic breakage — stuntpersonship

Don't I like to write?

Do you punctuate well?

Nouns in broad daylight — factoid wordspunk

Extortionist typo, mawkish comma

Hyphens rule

An evident fastidiousness squashing the mental

Hype that stet

The poetic equivalent of the local bar band 

Playing covers for your high school dance