5.

Puberty loves company — promiscuosory note

Kotex italics sodomize high heels

Romeo chickenfast

We'll suck cock in a moment

The empathy burns off

Freak — a friend who fucks you

Swoonier carefree sawdust vulva

Aleatory lust

Thrill to be stalked, to inpajama you

Stop toying with him

Any thigher

You think of autopsy as dating?!

Why don't the ugly ever get to act sexy?

Which of the multiple personalities are you trying to make it with, my pal

Girly apropos — empathy squalid

Sugar-coated libido, condom in swivel chair

Tongue semi-colon

Madcap grief, varicose head

One smitten kitten — Californification

Corpus delicious — what we call 'sheeping'

Hymen catnip

V-tang

Fang tunnel — mini-crush

Heartbreakers don't change

Libido disintegrates on touch

Kiss prefab, love buys books

Cream o' freak, carbon-dating your friendships

1-900 pelvis

Puckering up goospeak

Condom buffo

Mistletoe — lip shiatsu — voluptuarium

Lovers lane, duh

A prosthetic birdhouse

Ogle semen, forget-me-nots

Tandoori-flavored tampon, roadkill dietplan

Why does this keep happening to us?

Cannibalize heartbreak, compassion's trapdoor

Still goodbying

Smack the pony, prick it here

Clings crush to

Intimately uncommunicative — meow

Where's my oral stipend?

Oh maybe — some slight preference for mating

Twilight slit club

The whole family'll love it

Clit havoc

Put slippers on your mouth

As if you could ever forgive me

Sugarlicking fusion, lips like a loading dock

Zipper has jurisdiction problems

Hitting on the 911 caller

Do I look like your roommate?

Lactate your helpmate

With your talent, you need to be co-dependent

B-lips, a juried heartbreak

Viagra valentine

Hermaphro fallopian tubbies

Hats off in bed

Be my petting zoo

Paper thighs, pelvic fidelity

I wasn't looking out for you, I was stalking you